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Idk how actors do it bc how can mike casually do all this needy sexy submissive shit and zendaya watch and just go home normal HOW😭
zendaya is stronger than me. i was literally having this same thought though the other night when i was rewatching challengers for the millionth time. like how is it possible to moan into someone’s mouth while you’re kissing them, stroke their hair, kiss their legs and their arms and their neck, beg for them to hold you, etc., and then have the cameras cut and go completely back to normal. i mean im sure theres a period afterwards where its a bit uncomfortable or silly, but god. if i were zendaya i would be up all night the day of the scene where art crawls all over tashi, looking up at the ceiling and contemplating. sorry tom holland
#theyre professionals#at the risk of sounding parasocial and in favor of rpf:#i know theyre trained actors and everything but i refuse to believe that mike didn’t feel some sort of way when filming because#some of the scenes where hes very clearly submitting to zendayas character are too real#i would be doing the same if zendaya was in front of me and acting nonchalant#please#sage’s asks
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the anan movie Q&As are really interesting to me, so i wanted to attempt my own translations! 🙇♂️
#i hope since op said they werent confident in some of their translations this isnt stepping on any toes#im not really a professional either sweats#i just wanted to give it a shot..... w my own flavor....#official#translation#osomatsu san#translaty notes: the verb oso uses is “support” but like in the context of “support a family” (financially/to put food on the table etc)#so i localized it to 'support my lifestyle' to bring in that connotation#also choro's bio desc is “the family love is real”. i wasnt sure if this meant that 'even though they call him fappymatsu his brothers do l#ve him' or 'even though he puts up with them calling him fappymatsu he still loves his family'. i went w the latter#and totty specifically says like.. 'even though we Only bully/attack/bash kara he doesnt fight back'. i localized this to 'single out'#since i think that carries a similar connotation#and i like translating yoroshiku as thanks in advance. i think it's esp apt here bc it makes them sound entitled lol
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So there's a thing I've noticed, and I'm not sure if there's anything really behind it. But it feels like female drivers are so often referred to by their first name opposed to their male counterparts. I'd say usually in sports, and especially in a sport where only last names are displayed on timing, all drivers are referred to by last name or full name most of the time?
#idk this contrast depends on the commentator#like i remember watching formula 4 years ago with that one commentator#i forgor his name but he absolutely refuses to call any female driver by her last name#it just makes them sound less professional in a way? like almost like they don't deserve to be there as much#which they do they deserve it so much
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Hi from the Migraine Zone
now that Skizz is officially a full time content creator (!!!) I think he deserves to lose the business suit skin. He doesn’t need to look “professional” anymore! He’s friggin free!!!
Get this man a Hawaiian shirt and shorts and dad sandals with socks!
#hermitcraft#Skizzleman#yes my head is still killing me and it’s making me a little delirious why do you ask?#I’m still so proud of him for making the leap#he deserves it so much#also I hate the term content creator they’re artists#but it’s a recognized professional sounding term bleh whatever
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he is all i draw. take more art of hhim yay!!!!!

the. warblf 😇😇🙏🙏 warbi.. wab.
↓↓ reference pic i used (its so silly bbut. its seriously what i used,)

#warabi#diss pair#splatbands#my art#hhheyeyyyy splatband fans !!!!!!!!!!! i do. contetn and i wouldnlike art suggestions preeetty please ^^#<< so like if you have a. characyer for me to draw feel free to mmaybe commetn..#i sound really desperate stop#blah blah blah#professional yapper kver here.. smh..#i hate ts#its lowkey buns but like. whateber!!!!!#i looove disspair b!!!!!!1!!2
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walking through lucanis' mind prison. the tam lin of it all
#his mind keeps changing forms and you just have to show him you won't let go of him#it doesn't even really matter what you say to him just that you're consistently there to say it. your voice is a comfort. im in pain#I'm having so many feelings about like... rook can't be here. because of all things in the world rook means 'safe'. what if I exploded#what if I just shattered into a thousand pieces and was swept away by the wind actually#'it's better that I stay here than risk losing you' is such pitch perfect trauma logic. freeze logic specifically#on some level he seems to think he keeps rook safe like. existentially. by staying here#it's heartbreaking child magical thinking that makes me wonder like. has he basically been in a place like this inside#ever since his parents died? before that? the ossuary is just new set dressing the underlying logic is OLD. and very very sad to me#'I keep everyone safe by staying here'#(and then the perfect hilarity of having an actual demon be like 'ROOK. YOU TALK TO HIM HE NEVER LISTENS TO ME'#tfw your inner demon gets worried enough to stage an intervention and get you therapy whether you want it or not lmao)#dragon age#dragon age spoilers#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age: the veilguard#rook x lucanis#lucanis dellamorte#rookanis#rye staying mostly in gentle professional mode for this one b/c this is literally his training#('I may not be batting a hundred at being a person but I DO know how to deal with fade shenanigans! not to worry I've got you')#except in that last part with the illario mind ghost where he roundaboutly admits 'I need you I don't know how to do this without you'#in rye speak that is very big it's like. third base of his soul or something. we do not ask for things for ourselves in this house#(because we already know we will not receive anyway so that sounds both humiliating and ultimately pointless. no thank you!)#and yet. the things we'll admit for love#the feeling that some of the things varric did for rye immediately post-exile rye is paying forward with lucanis now. don't look at me
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Fun little factoid about Sho
In the game files there's some audio that's just like. "Generic Story Voices". The same ones that I got Kaito and Towa's incantations from. Generic audios were used in campus chats before they got fully voiced I believe, but now they're not used anywhere as far as I know.
One of Sho's is labeled 'Hyde'
And he uses 'Aniki' for him???
My understanding is generally that 'aniki' is kind of respectful and the fact that he uses a respectful term for the brother that he hates struck me as odd when I first found the file(then again he uses 'senpai' for pretty much every student older than him so far, so maybe he's just respectful in general?? Or maybe it's more of a sarcastic thing for Hyde?)
And then we got the 'I'm counting on you Shohei' bit and I was like. O h. Either he's actually fond of/respects Hyde a lot and has no problem being obedient towards him or he just. Speaks to him respectfully out of intimidation maybe? Or habit since he speaks restfully to other people? Idk. Why does he refer to him so respectfully. . . . . . . .i wanna know. . . . .tell us what their secret dealings are zzg. . . . .based on the way he talks to him in the campus chat he doesn't respect him like that but they were also in like a main hall of the building? Maybe in private he speaks and acts totally different?
#datamining cw#tokyo debunker spoilers#shohei haizono#sho haizono#danie yells at tokyo debunker#hyde haizono#how do you think they'll localize it. . .some part of me says 'sir' could show the respect decently but on the other hand it feels too much#'big brother' doesn't really sound natural and 'bro' is much too casual. maybe just 'hyde'? probably just 'hyde'. but i guess it depends on#why he addresses him that way. . .like if it's to convey respect or intimidation 'sir' might carry the right weight in english#like you don't call a family member sir unless you're like. really hammering in that you understand your position compared to them#if it's just 'he's respectful towards everyone' then 'professor' or 'professor haizono' may suffice. . .?#i feel like directly addressing him as 'hyde' would be able to be read as kinda disrespectful/overly personal no matter the language#so probably not just 'hyde.' they could also just leave out any form of address tbh. i'm not a localizer or a professional at all so.#idk. it'd be a very context dependent thing. i can't wait for the inevitable reveal of whatever circumstances cause him to use 'aniki' lol#just. i wanna know what's going on with them I WANNA KNOW /gently shakes zzg
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SquidBob Master List: Your SpongeBob SquarePants Guide to SquidBob Episodes
NOTE: Some episodes that focus on Squidward and SpongeBob's relationship are not counted either because of there being other characters directly involved too* (like "Naughty Nautical Neighbors"), Squidward is only shown to dislike/strongly hate SpongeBob or their relationship is not painted in a very positive light (like "Restraining SpongeBob" or "Employee of the Month"), their relationship is painted in a pretty neutral light/there's nothing special to note there** (like "Just One Bite"), the episode is focused mainly on Squidward (like "Squid's Day Off"), or because of the episode just being bad/universally disliked or there being a bunch of Squidward torture (like "Smoothe Jazz In Bikini Bottom" or "Abandon Twits"). I made this list to focus on their friendship and for people who like the ship, so only episodes that actively do that a positive are going to be listed, even if they just have one notable scene.
I will also provide descriptions for those who don't just want to watch the episodes for themselves, so that means there will be spoilers ahead. The descriptions of the episodes will be focused on Squidward (with a few exceptions), as it's far, far, far more apparent in the show how much love and care comes from SpongeBob's side of the relationship. What I want to highlight here is that there's a lot of love and care coming from Squidward's side too, despite how less it's shown.
*One episode I was thinking about including, season 11's "Mustard O' Mine," was removed because it technically falls under this category. However, I will label it before we begin as an honorable mention, as it's a Krusty Krab related adventure starring SpongeBob, Squidward, and Patrick where Squidward gets along very, very well with both of his neighbors and is shown to be incredibly happy for a good chunk of the episode's time. It is very good by season 11's standards.
**Another episode I was thinking about including, season 13's "Food PBBFT! Truck," was removed because it technically falls under this category, as I surprisingly couldn't find anything special to note about it during my rewatch. I wanted to label it as another honorable mention though, since it's one of those "SpongeBob and Squidward Krusty Krab adventures," one of my favorite episode genres. It's like "SpongeBob in RandomLand," but more tame and taking place in Rock Bottom. It is pretty good by season 13's standards.
I will try my best as someone who's shipped SpongeBob and Squidward for years to remain unbiased, only stating the facts of what happens in each episode and none of my personal opinions or interpretations, other than an emoji to let you know which ones are my favorites. However, if you would like to know more about what I think of any particular episode on this list, please let me know and I will be very, very happy to talk about it.
With all that said, please enjoy!
KEY:
⭐️ - Classic Episode
🍔 - Krusty Krab Related Episode/Adventure
🩵 - Caring Squidward
💕 - My Personal Favorites/Recommendations
❣️ - Specific Notable Scene
1. ⭐️🍔🩵💕 Pizza Delivery - Season 1
As the title suggests, Squidward is thrust into a pizza delivery with SpongeBob, during which two quickly get lost, and he makes known how adamant he is of disliking the entire situation. However, in the end, when he watches a customer act terribly mean to SpongeBob for forgetting a drink he never even ordered, Squidward is immediately shown to be worried about him. Upon seeing him break, fall to the ground, and sob, Squidward becomes furious, and pays the customer his karma for what he had driven SpongeBob to by slamming his pizza in his face.
2. ⭐️🩵❣️ SB-129 - Season 1
Though this episode happened because Squidward was trying to get away from SpongeBob, in the end, when there's no way for Squidward to get back home, he realizes just how much he actually misses him. Saying so out loud is what ultimately does bring him back home, where he then tells SpongeBob (and Patrick) they don't know how happy he is to see them.
3. ⭐️🩵❣️ Fools In April - Season 1
Though Squidward pulled a horrible prank on SpongeBob in this episode that drove him to tears, he soon begins to feel very bad about it, saying he never meant to make SpongeBob cry. However, he has difficulty telling him he's sorry, but his conscience and sheer amount of guilt eventually drive him to run to SpongeBob's house and shout through the door, saying three times he's sorry and that he never meant to hurt him, but in fact likes him, likes living next door, and likes hearing his foghorn alarm in the morning and his high pitched giggling at night.
4. ⭐️🩵💕 Dying For Pie - Season 2
Once Squidward is told by Mr. Krabs that SpongeBob is going to die by the end of the day, he immediately becomes very scared and worried. He begins to freak out and cry, and tells Krabs that he's going to "make SpongeBob's final hours the best he's ever had", and that there's gonna be so much love "he's gonna drown in it". He then asks SpongeBob what the most fun thing he can think of is and spends the entire day with him doing everything on his "friendship list," a list he keeps of the fun things he likes to do. It is incredibly obvious just how much Squidward genuinely doesn't want SpongeBob to die, and when he finally thinks he has, he immediately begins to sob. He shows nothing but care for him almost the entire episode.
5. ⭐️ Squidville - Season 2
Though Squidward finally moves out of Conch Street in this episode, he's quickly shown to find his new life in Tentacle Acres boring and repetitive. SpongeBob is still on his mind, something as simple as the sound of a reef blower making Squidward think he's there. He realizes he prefers the life on Conch Street with someone like SpongeBob, as different from him he may be, rather than the life in Tentacle Acres with other octopi just like him. In the end, he becomes the "SpongeBob" of Tentacle Acres before ultimately moving back home by the next episode.
6. ⭐️🩵💕 Christmas Who? - Season 2
Despite how jerky Squidward acts towards SpongeBob in this special, once SpongeBob tells him he made something for him so he "wouldn't be left out when Santa came", his whole attitude changes. Once he opens the gift and calls it "the greatest gift he has ever gotten,” Squidward realizes how just awful he'd been acting. He realizes all SpongeBob had wanted was to spread a little joy, and despite still not liking the holiday, Squidward then dresses up as Santa to convince SpongeBob his wish really did come true. He tells him that he was the one who brought Christmas to Bikini Bottom, causing him to become so happy he faints. Squidward then keeps this Santa charade up for the rest of the episode, "giving away all his stuff just so SpongeBob wouldn't be sad." The episode ends with Squidward playing the clarinet SpongeBob had made for him.
7. ⭐️🍔💕 Graveyard Shift - Season 2
SpongeBob and Squidward are together the entire episode and get along fairly well, with Squidward teasing SpongeBob and telling him a fake story to scare him during the night shift, letting him know it was a joke when he got too scared. Later on when they believe the story had become real, Squidward holds on to SpongeBob and tells him he's "always sort of liked him."
8. ⭐️🍔💕 Krab Borg - Season 3
SpongeBob and Squidward get along very well in this episode. When SpongeBob tells Squidward he believes Mr. Krabs is a robot, Squidward, although not really believing him, keeps up conversation with him and goes along with his attempts to prove to him that Krabs is a robot. After Squidward is finally convinced, he works together with SpongeBob to interrogate who they think is Robot Krabs and get him to tell them what he did with the Real Krabs. After SpongeBob tells Squidward that the robots in the scary movie he watched that led to all this ended up being in the characters' imagination, he makes up a lie to excuse himself and leaves Squidward behind with an angry Krabs, and he doesn't even get mad at him for doing so.
9. ⭐️❣️ Born Again Krabs - Season 3
After Mr. Krabs breaks his deal with the Flying Dutchman, he angrily shows up at the Krusty Krab. After SpongeBob sticks up for him, the Flying Dutchman tells Krabs that he'll give him another chance if he helps him settle a bet. He then makes him choose between SpongeBob and all the money he has in his pocket- which ends up being 62 cents- and Krabs immediately chooses the money. After the Flying Dutchman takes SpongeBob to Davy Jones's locker, Squidward is angry at Krabs for letting it happen and stands up for SpongeBob. He tells Krabs he should be ashamed of himself for what he had done, and makes him feel remorse for his actions.
10. ⭐️💕 The Two Faces of Squidward - Season 5
SpongeBob and Squidward get along very, very well the whole episode. Though Squidward is initially angry at SpongeBob for hitting him with a door and landing him in the hospital, once he realizes he has become handsome, he leaves the hospital with SpongeBob and hangs out with him for the rest of the day. Squidward is smiling the entire time, not once finding SpongeBob's presence annoying or getting angry at him. The next day, when Squidward realizes the Bikini Bottomites adore him too much, he runs to SpongeBob's house to get away from them and ask him for help.
11. ❣️ Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful - Season 7
When SpongeBob offers to help Squidward with his community service, he cleans up every single piece of trash in town for him. Squidward is shown to be very shocked and grateful and tells SpongeBob he "hates him a little less now," to which SpongeBob tears up at and tells him it was a "beautiful thing to say". Even after Squidward finds out what he had done with all the trash, in the end, when he sees it had caused Squilliam's statue to melt, he thanks SpongeBob a third time.
12. 🩵❣️ Sponge-Cano! - Season 7
After SpongeBob sings a song to Squidward all about being grateful for the life he is living, Squidward tells him that "being his neighbor leaves him with nothing to be grateful for." He soon tells him he doesn't want his help ever again, and SpongeBob obeys his wishes. However, as the episode nears its end and Squidward is about to fall into a volcano and SpongeBob is the only one who can help him out, he lets him know that he does appreciate his friendship and he is grateful, even quoting his song and saying "I am grateful for the life I am living, who knows how long I will have it?" and reminding him that he learned that from him. After SpongeBob pulls Squidward to safety, he tells him he always knew he felt that way and thanks him for opening up to them.
13. Love That Squid - Season 7
This episode is all about Squidward crushing on a sophisticated female octopus named Squilvia. SpongeBob offers to help him when he has difficulty asking her out, and he lists to Squilvia all the reasons why one should want to date Squidward, concluding with the fact that he knows "anyone who is lucky enough to go on a romantical date with him would get to experience things on a whole 'nother and very special level". After this gets Squilvia to agree to go on a date with Squidward, SpongeBob puts on a wig and a dress and takes Squidward on a "practice date" to prepare him for his real one. Squidward goes along with this, and stays fairly calm throughout the whole date. Though he does get angry at SpongeBob at the end, when he realizes Squilvia had overheard his outburst and finds him dreamy because of it, his anger immediately fades and he gushes to SpongeBob about it, leaving him happy for him.
14. Are You Happy Now? - Season 8
SpongeBob acts nothing but nice, caring, calm, and patient towards Squidward in this episode, more so than he has in any other. Concerned after Squidward tells him he doesn't have a happiest memory, the two cry together before SpongeBob offers to help him create one, which Squidward accepts. With each try, something goes wrong the second Squidward begins to feel happy that instantly crushes his mood, but nothing that happens is SpongeBob's fault in any way. When the two return to Conch Street, Squidward concludes that he will never have a happiest memory and retreats into his house for two weeks. Not once during those two weeks does SpongeBob invade Squidward's personal space or try to check up on him like he would in any other situation. He lets him have that time to himself because he understands he needs to leave him alone, and only tries to get a hold of him once he becomes concerned and fears the worst.
15. 💕 Hello Bikini Bottom! - Season 8
In this special, SpongeBob and Squidward go on tour with Mr. Krabs as their cheap manager and Patrick as their dimwitted roadie. Though there are a lot of things in this episode that don't necessarily go Squidward's way and he was shown to complain a lot, he got along fairly well with SpongeBob almost the entire time. It was evident in his face how happy he was during his first gig when he was duetting with him in the supermarket. More and more things begin to go wrong on their tour, however, and after their tour bus drives off a cliff suffering a flat tire with no spares available, Squidward finally decides he's had enough and begins to walk back home to Bikini Bottom. Saddened after his failed attempts at getting him to stay, SpongeBob hops up onto the top of the bus with his ukulele and begins singing a song directed at Squidward with a self-explanatory title of "Never Give Up." About 40 seconds in, the song turns into a duet between the two of them, during which Squidward decides to turn around and head back to SpongeBob. The song ends with the two of them playing their instruments together, and comes to a close after Squidward joins SpongeBob on the top of the tour bus. Squidward is pleasantly surprised at the way their duet sounded, telling SpongeBob "that was actually kind of good", before the two raise their hands to high five.
16. 🍔 The Sewers of Bikini Bottom - Season 9
SpongeBob and Squidward get along pretty well basically right from the start of the episode. Almost immediately, they begin to have a sort of childlike fun together flushing random stuff down the toilet in the Krusty Krab's bathroom, smiling wide and laughing. When they accidentally flush Mr. Krabs' safe containing the secret formula, however, they begin to freak out and Squidward tells SpongeBob to go retrieve it. After he steps into the toilet and flushes himself, Squidward realizes the severity of what he had done, and tells himself that flushing SpongeBob down the toilet was "despicable, even for him," and then flushes himself to go after him. As the two of them begin to make their way through the sewers, they continue to get along well, and Squidward goes along with every little thing that happens without question, remaining fairly chill about his situation right up to the end of the episode.
17. ❣️ The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water
Whenever SpongeBob and Squidward are together in this movie, they get along pretty well. After SpongeBob turns them all into superheroes, Squidward loves how buff he becomes, and is very upset to lose all that muscle when they return home to Bikini Bottom. Back there, however, SpongeBob tells him not to be sad and that he left him a little surprise under his shirt. After Squidward lifts his shirt to reveal rock hard abs, he smiles wide and playfully punches SpongeBob on the shoulder, telling him he's "okay in his book."
18. Out of the Picture - Season 10
SpongeBob is the only one in this episode to show genuine interest in and love of Squidward's art, both convincing Mr. Krabs to hold Squidward's art show at his restaurant and buying one of his paintings because "he loves it". Despite the things Mr. Krabs puts Squidward through in this episode, he doesn't catch on to the fact that Krabs is trying to get him killed and remains pretty chill about it all. That is, until Krabs gives up and just starts chasing him with a mallet, during which SpongeBob is on Squidward's side and is determined to keep him safe no matter what. All in all, the two get along very well the entire episode.
19. 🍔 The Check-Up - Season 11
In this episode, SpongeBob and Squidward work together to give Mr. Krabs his physical without his knowledge because of his fear of check-ups. While working together, the two get along well, and Squidward never really gets mad at SpongeBob at any point in the episode.
20. 💕 Squid Noir - Season 11
SpongeBob and Squidward become hard- boiled detectives in this episode, getting along fairly well the entire time. They work together, side by side the whole episode, to solve the mystery of who stole Squidward's clarinet after it goes missing.
21. 🍔 Bottle Burglars - Season 11
SpongeBob and Squidward get along pretty well the entire episode. After they accidentally throw away the secret formula and Plankton finds it, they work together to sneak into the Chum Bucket to steal it back. Though they fail, Squidward goes basically the entire episode without complaining or getting mad at SpongeBob, simply just working with him to accomplish what they need to.
22. 🍔 Sanitation Insanity - Season 11
After a trash problem at the Krusty Krab, Mr. Krabs is sentenced to pick up all of the trash around Bikini Bottom. Instead of doing so himself, he orders SpongeBob and Squidward to do it for him. Though Squidward makes it known that he doesn't want to do that job, he gets along well with SpongeBob the entire time, simply going along with everything that comes his way.
23. 🩵❣️ Appointment TV - Season 11
In this episode, SpongeBob is in a rush to get home after a long day at work to watch a never before seen episode of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy that is airing on TV that night. However, he is constantly stopped by people asking for his help, and by the time he finally gets home, he has missed the airing and finds that his VCR had gone haywire, causing things to burst into flames and rendering him unable to watch the episode. He begins to cry loudly and says his life now has no meaning, and all of his friends- including Squidward- immediately begin to feel guilty for taking advantage of him and his kindness. They then work together to create a live performance of the episode for him, Squidward reprising his role of Dr. Negative from the season 10 episode "Mermaid Pants," and SpongeBob, in tears by the time the show is over, tells them he "loved the love they showed him."
24. 🩵❣️ Pineapple RV - Season 12
Although Squidward is mad with SpongeBob (and Patrick) almost the entire episode, near the end when he leaves them in the woods and starts to drive back home without them, he immediately begins to worry about their safety. Quickly, he turns around and drives back to frantically search for them, only to be met with the sounds of their screams from inside of a nearby cave. He then runs into the cave, delivering a karate chop to one of the sea bears inside- despite the fact that he is terrified of them, shown in the season 3 episode "The Camping Episode"- and shouts "Don't you dare eat those morons!"
25. 🍔 SpongeBob In RandomLand - Season 12
Despite how many weird and random things happen to SpongeBob and Squidward in this episode, Squidward goes along with every single thing like they're common occurrences, barely ever complaining and simply just working with SpongeBob to accomplish what they're in RandomLand to do. The two get along well the entire adventure.
26. Pat Hearts Squid - Season 12
Though this episode is focused on Squidward and Patrick's relationship, when Squidward is enraged after Patrick becomes "a better Squidward," SpongeBob is on his next door neighbor's side. He gives him good advice on how to deal with his situation, Squidward is very grateful (showing so by picking SpongeBob up and air-kissing him), and he gladly hangs out with SpongeBob as he follows his advice.
27. 🍔💕 Bubble Bass's Tab - Season 12
In this episode, Mr. Krabs sends SpongeBob and Squidward to Bubble Bass's house to collect his tab after he refuses to pay it. Squidward is the most determined to complete this task, starting off by kicking down the door to his house- which SpongeBob calls "masculine," and Squidward briefly gets flustered at. Once they're inside, Bubble Bass tells them he'll pay the money he owes if they play a board game called the Three Deadly Challenges with him. SpongeBob, who loves the game, immediately agrees, but Squidward doesn't want to go along with it, questioning why SpongeBob is giving Bubble Bass the upper hand while he's the one that owes them money. He gives in, however, when he sees how much SpongeBob really wants to play. He then plays alongside him in a life size version of the Three Deadly Challenges, going along with each one and eventually actually getting really into it with the help of SpongeBob's imagination, defeating Bubble Bass at last. The episode ends back at the Krusty Krab with SpongeBob and Squidward happily dancing the tango together.
28. 🩵💕❣️ The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run
After Mr. Krabs, Plankton, Sandy, and Squidward find out that SpongeBob and Patrick are going to be executed in the Lost City of Atlantic City, they rush over to save them. Even though Squidward says he's just going to see Kelpy G, he says his piece to Poseidon and his audience to try and convince them to save SpongeBob's life when they arrive. He says that even though he can't stand him, he loves him. Though he calls him annoying, he also calls him sweet and nice. Finally, he concludes by calling him his friend, and saying that he doesn't deserve to die. This brings the audience to tears and makes SpongeBob incredibly happy.
29. Squidferatu - Season 13
After SpongeBob finds out that Squidward has been getting Nosferatu's mail for years, he lets him know he needs to deliver it to him and Squidward tells him to come along. Once they finally arrive at Nosferatu's castle, Slappy tells them that they need to spend the night due to "inclement weather." However, the two soon believe that Nosferatu is trying to attack them, and they run through the castle, working together to figure out how to stay safe. They get along pretty well the entire episode.
30. Mandatory Music - Season 13
In this episode, Squidward lands himself in a court ordered music class for his poor clarinet playing. SpongeBob ends up being in the class as well, wanting to practice playing his nose, and nearing the end of the episode, Squidward has shown no improvement and his clarinet is forcibly destroyed. SpongeBob comforts him when he is crying, offering him a tissue, and once he blows his nose, it is found to create trumpet noises. SpongeBob starts cheering him on, telling him he's "finally found his instrument." After Squidward is declared the "most improved student in the class", he smiles, and the episode transitions to him giving a public performance with his nose playing. SpongeBob continues to cheer him on the loudest, and the episode ends with Squidward wiping a tear from his eye and happily continuing on playing.
31. ❣️ Swimming Fools - Season 13
Though Squidward was mad at and rude to SpongeBob at a couple points in this episode, near the end he calms down and becomes soft and apologetic. He comes clean to SpongeBob about using his pool without his permission, admitting to him how jealous he was of it. SpongeBob then comforts a crying Squidward and lets him know that they're "best neighbors", and that he can use his pool "any time, day or night". Squidward then smiles and thanks him.
#spongebob squarepants#squidward tentacles#squidbob#spongebob squidward#lists#my lists#masterlist#spongebob 25th anniversary#yes this is how i'm celebrating#by spending hours of my life watching squidbob episodes and writing a detailed professional ass sounding list#do i regret it?#nope#not at all
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having a keyboard going clicliclicliclicalcalcalcalcalclclalcalcl does boost my productivity
#its soooooo ironic working on this essay because my work-life balance is nonexistent#at least when i was still studying pharmacy#LMAO#ok but#im so proud to condense like a series of definitions (there are 3 pages of tables of diff authors and definitions) to one sentence#look look#It is understood that work-life balance is not a rigid framework-#but a continuous adjustment in response to personal priorities and external demands#EH? pretty “assignment” worthy sentence dont ya think?#im literally trying to hype myself up to finish this dang assignment to pass this subject bruh i hate SKDJGDHKJH#i'll do anything from gaslight to rewarding myself with something imaginary hakjsfhkdfjh#my sister say i shouldnt whine about quite literally the last uni work i'll be doing but i will LMAO#i know i still have to write reports and thesis when i work so i will whine when i get to that point in life too#yk what is funny?#this assignbment is a self reflection theme essay - not a lit review#which somehow is even harder for me cuz bruh i dont like to talk about my life like HAKJDHKJH#like yes i yap alot here about my irl stuff but i hate doing that into paper and needing to make it sound professional#like okay how the hell am i suppose to write “so like assignments and short deadline literally makes me wanna kms” into paper KJHCKLZJGSDHK#sum sum stress and burnout i guess urghhhhhhhhhhh#gomz whining about uni once more#gummmyspeaks#thank you keyboard#LOL#cuz now i wanna keep typing bcuz it sounds amazing ahahahahahahaha
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Azriel can technically sing monsters to sleep. Depends on the creature and its abilities, but many of them are susceptible to hypnosis or enchantments. Azriel can do both, not that he actively uses it.
In one mission he and a few relevant characters get sent on, there’s a creature that seems invincible. None of their attacks or magic have even scratched it.
That’s when Azriel tells them to get out of the way, high into trees or far enough to not hear. They argue and protest but he wins out. They get far enough to where they’re still in range but whatever attack he’s going to try won’t hit them.
When the sound of a single guitar fills the air, They all stop to listen because who would play music at a time like this? Then someone connects the dots and turns to watch Azriel.
They see his shadows swirling around him and the monster, like leaves in the wind. A smooth and sweet voice joins the guitar, speaking in the language they can’t understand. The creature that had previously going mad to defend itself is pacified, stopping its attempted attacks and simply watching Azriel.
The group feels compelled to watch, drawn in by the music. A heaviness settles in their limbs and their pulses slow to the same tempo as the song.
Multiple voices in the same language begin to accompany the voice, parroting and repeating as the creature begins stumbling and falling. The song they hear swells and rises until the creature collapses completely.
The area goes silent, as the relevant characters shake themselves out the drowsy state and drop back down to join him.
#somnas.rambles#somnas.writes#azriel shadowsinger#azriel acotar#acotar azriel#acotar#a court of thorns and roses#guys… do we like this#I’m always really worried to share my writing but I love this concept#he’s kinda got a sirens power#with the hypnotizing voice stuff#but he purposefully has to try to hypnotize something#his shadows can manifest their own sound and voices when he’s doing so#whoever heard him sing ends up thinking about it for days#like it’s an obsession#they end up approaching Rhys to ask about if Azriel sings professionally#Rhys didn’t even know azriel could do that#word spreads slowly and now the proposals are even worse#shadowsingers#come get y’all’s food#EJ COME WATER#I was imagining Hoziers De Selby 1 while I was writing this
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♫ Happiness suddenly Knocked upon my door. Are you here? Here - for me? Is this really so? Snow would fall, rain would drizzle, Sun would rise at dawn… All those years, all those years - What took you so long?! ♫
Ivan Vasilievich Changes Profession (1973)
#ivan vasilievich changes profession#soviet cinema#the gifening (random movies edition)#@sovietpostcards#(yeah 'drizzle' doesn't rhyme with 'years' all that well but 'frost would freeze' didn't sound quite right either)#(i'm sure a professional translator would do better. i am not one.)
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Baritone Darry you are always in my thoughts
#brent and jpc and dan ily all youre all amazing amazing singers#but i hope one day we get baritone darry#thats a pet peeve i have with modern musical theater in general its all belty mezzo sopranos and tenors#and they sound great!!! theyre all very talented!!!!#but oh my GOD wheres the baritone and alto love. hitting high notes is not the only way to be a talented singer#yes well hit high notes are beautiful and impressive but have you ever heard a bass hit a note lower than the seventh circle of hell?#ITS SO GOOD#stop making everyone a mezzo soprano and tenor PLEASE im on my knees begging#they have their perfect places but PLEASE give me BARITONES give me BASSES give me ALTOS give me SOFT SOPRANOS#PLEASEEEEE#i wanted to do theater professionally for a hot second in middle and high school#and one of the main reasons why i gave up on that was because i was an alto (and knew if i started testosterone id be a baritone/bass)#and i know i wouldnt be able to book SHIT#and if i did go on testosterone (which i did eventually) i would basically only have a CHANCE at booking something if it was a revival#of a show from pre 2000#cuz i cant dance for shit so i couldnt be ensemble with a baritone track#that wasnt the only reason i chose a different career but godamn was it a big one#two-bit talks#the outsiders#the outsiders musical#darrel curtis#darry curtis
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Contrapoints walked so PhilosophyTube could also walk, but slightly more often.
#We dont pit two bad bitches against each other in this house#abigail thorn#philosophy tube#natalie wynn#Contrapoints#I love them both but i do have to watch thorn's videos with the sound off because she's SO incredibly british#Tysm for having professional captions miss tube#Tag 5
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One thing I find deeply disconcerting about Dream in regards to him saying the r-slur is how I don't think he fully understands. I don't think he understands why it's not okay to use that
Not even like in the calling 15 million people a slur derogatorily sense, because I feel like we talked about that and I'm generally satisfied Dream understands that for now.
I feel like when you say say a slur especially with a platform as large as he has, even if you come out later and you be like, Oh, I'm autistic, do you know who's like going to be made to feel uncomfortable that by that comment? It's going to be disabled people. You're going to be making disabled people feel uncomfortable. You're going to alienate them from your audience.
But you know who's not going to feel uncomfortable? Who might even celebrate you for "being so brave as to speak out against the woke fucking left?" It's going to be ableists. It's going to be the people who say the r-slur derogatorily towards people on the daily. When you alienate the people around you who are uncomfortable with the use of slurs, who do you think are going to be left after that? Ableism is such a prevalent issue in the gaming community. Like, I don't think he understands that saying that kind of stuff creates an echo chamber of alt right people in your audience. It invites alt right people into an audience of. primarily. Primarily. He has a huge audience of neurodivergent people. He really does. And it is ridiculously irresponsible and reckless to invite that kind of behavior into a predominantly neurodivergent and progressive fan base!!!
It makes me so angry to just like see him do. And then say, oh I'm sorry I shouldn't have said that because you know what if it's going to offend people I shouldn't have said it. It's not about you offending people, man. It's about the people you're hurting.
A lot of my gripes with Dream always seem to boil down to he is irresponsible he is with his platform, and this is absolutely no different. pos
#side tangent- don't really like the use of the word offend here I'm too used to seeing it used as a dogwhistle-#but it was prolly just bad wording on his part. Prolly an accident#Anyway this little essay is not super. Benifit of the doubt-y . but im annoyed so#dream situation#its so annoying???#i feel like ive lost all the professionalism at this point#posting this and taking a fucking WALK#I recorded my thoughts abt this last night and still have the video lmao#i was tempted to just post the video then i watched it back and was like wow... ppl arent kidding i do sound like a 13yr old kid#no wonder i got laughed out of job interviews lmao
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Well, I found a new pet peeve
I hate it when people say "Do you have to do it that way though?" when me or someone else asks for writing tips and advice.
Like, YES. I WANT to. That's why I'm ASKING. I'm asking a specific question. With REASON.
#galaxy rambles#this is writing advice specifically#someone asked for advice on how to write present tense and make it sound natural#and someone (a professional author btw) basically said “why cant you write it in past? just do what most fiction does and do it in past”#like thats not advice 😭#thats point blank ignoring the question#idgaf if youve written novels for 35 years stop discrediting someone who wants to learn PLEASE#same thing happened to me on a writing forum#“why do you *have* to write a prologue though?” BECAUSE I WANT TO#im not asking “Should I?”#im asking “HOW do I?”#theres a difference#rant over lmao#fanfic writing#creative writing#writing#writing advice#writing stuff#writers#writers on tumblr#writeblr#fanfiction#fanfic
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You know what. Who wants a damn ramble.
These two pieces of media are very unrelated but I promise they make me feel similar things in opposite ways
Maybe bc i watched both in the same week but anyway


I've seen both Mufasa 2024 and HB several times having their writing and plots compared to "fanfiction" and obviously it's an insult and people never go any deeper than that but I'm tired of accepting that fanfic-y plots aren't hella cool sometimes and that it's all the same bc it's really not and also man it's really not that deep in the end oh my God
Bc you know what. We write/read fanfiction bc we want silly guilty pleasures that we rarely see in "professional" writing and we want to see those cool tropes happening. But then when those tropes do happen people complain that it isn't professional enough??? So what the fuck do you want then
Like Loona having a demon feral wolf form is PEAK deviantart 2012 furry fanfic headcannon but also. That's so fucking cool man. I love her. People ask oh why does she have a demon form but man why should she NOT. Yeah you'd see it in fanfics but isnt that bc we want it. It's in character and in universe and it's cool and I love it bc it's so random but it doesn't destroy the universe and it's COOL it really doesn't go deeper than that man
Meanwhile Mufasa writing is fanfic-y in the way that it has a lot of tropes that you see in TLK fanfiction (white lions, made up lion biology, etc) but it's also BAD bc it's sooo badly connected and the pacing is terrible but also they don't even DO anything cool with it. It doesn't do anything new or exciting with the wacky ideas they decide to use. It doesn't do anything cool with white lions. It doesn't do anything cool with Mufasa being adopted. All comes and goes and leaves no impact.
It'd be the same if they'd randomly introduced Loona's wolf form while she was on the phone or smth. Literally nobody would find that cool the way we are now bc it's hella cool THE WAY they did it
Like fanfics can be bad or good and that's fine bc the only reason they exist is to be self-serving and I give them all the right to be as dumb and as badly written as they deserve and for some people it's just stress relief and some people are literally 11yos having fun. Do whatever you want
But when you have some kind of production then yeah, we expect some level of quality. I just don't think that being "fanfiction level / fanfic-y" is inherently bad you know. It's about how you use it
Both Loona being a feral demon and the whole Mufasa movie have a lot of fanfic tropes but one of them used it in cool ways and the other used it in dumb ways but the tropes themselves aren't the problem you know
I just don't think that fanfic tropes are inherently bad and I'm tired of acting as if they are. Fuck I love THE LION GUARD over Mufasa because The lion guard actually does cool stuff with whatever they did and embraced it being as insane as it is while Mufasa just threw random stuff and didn't do anything with the tropes they used. I would be SO INTO Mufasa having white lions and ghosts and magic and fights and lion monarchies if they bothered to do anything cool with it.
I don't know man. It's not that deep. Sometimes stuff can be silly but also cool. Media can be silly and fanfic-y as long as they write it in a cool way. Which Helluva Boss did and Mufasa didn't and that's the point
Have a great night
#12 yo me is crying bc i so wanted an expanded TLK universe but this is just not it man#it's just bad. like it's a bad movie. it's bad writing#helluva boss is at least cool. its silly and its fun. thats it#mufasa is dumb#not the character#the movie#mufasa 2024#ofc you can think helluva boss is badly written or bad and thats also fine!!#im just tired of saying X is bad bc it feels like fanfiction as if some fanfiction tropes and ideas arent hella cool???#obviously its different from professional writing and im not saying theyre the same but i feek like theres a point im making here#but if it sounds like i wrote this on withdrawl is because i did#helluva boss#furry#fursona#loona#feral#i have so many insane tlk headcanons and fanfics in my head idt the tropes are the problem just pls do smth cool with it#rant#fanfiction#i guess#disney hire me for the next tlk remake#let me show you my Prince of the egypt-esque background for taka and mufasa
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